He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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