I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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