he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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