I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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