Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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