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(816): View more from Missouri

FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...

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(250): View more from British Columbia

do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?

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tequila

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(301): View more from Maryland

Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.

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(631): View more from New York

the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama

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(760): View more from California

blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.

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(315): View more from New York

making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke

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(503): View more from Oregon

Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday

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(732): View more from New Jersey

you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.

(605): View more from South Dakota

You live and learn.

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