do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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