Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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