I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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