arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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