So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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