If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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