Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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