Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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