So drunk its hurt
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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