I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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