Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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