You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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