Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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