did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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