anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
