So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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