Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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