I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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