That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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