O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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