; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize