Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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