Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
then he tried to convert me to islam
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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