"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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