Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
