Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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