**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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