Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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