Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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