Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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