hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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