Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Can I color on your dick again?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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