I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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