I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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