I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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