Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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