Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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