to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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