I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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