I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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