Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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