He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
