how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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