I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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