its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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