yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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