VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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