Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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