I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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