the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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