Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
